Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime, thank you, goodnight. 是，是我说了，不过我没说我刚才想说的话，我刚才想说的是，呃……有时间你愿意和我约会吗？谢谢，晚安。
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys. 哦，哦，但你要知道，总能看到那些真正的美女和一些真不怎么样的男的在一起，你也可以成为那些男人中的一个。
Rachel: Oh, come on! She's a person, you can do it! 哦，别这样。她只是个人，你能做到的！
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang：都是俚语，意思是男人阴?茎。)
Rachel: Come on, you guys, this might be good. 别这样，伙计们，也许不错呢。
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 你总是能找到从未看过他任何一部作品的人。真是专注，无畏无惧，就算死到临头也不恐慌。(impending：即将发生的，迫在眉睫的。)