Dr. Baldhara: If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns...you got to give the little guy something. Otherwise, it's just cruel. 如果他面对狮虎或有角的动物，你得给这个小家伙一些东西防卫，否则就太残忍了。
Ross: Why...why would he need a blade? 为什么？为何要小刀？
Dr. Baldhara: What about a hammer or a small blade? 那铁槌或小刀呢？
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean. 它会拿香蕉，如果你是这意思的话。
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo, per se. It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. 就技术上而言不算是动物园。而是一种互动式野生动物体验。我想请教你几个关于马修的问题。
Joey: Come on, seriously, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 拜托，我告诉过你不要用回乔伊。你认为我该取什么艺名？
Joey: You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin. 早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。
Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. 对，直到我买了吹风机，被逐出村里。