Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? 哦，Ross，我卖出上亿本的书，你知道为什么吗？
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. 她应该和你在一起的。
Mrs. Bing: Okay, thank you. It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it? 好的，谢谢。是因为那个意大利舔手男，对吧？
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight? 你今晚是怎么了？
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226? You okay there, slugger? 对，226房有留言吗？你还好吧，猛♥男？(slugger：打击力强的选手，猛♥男。)
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 别这么说，亲爱的，我能办到大家都能办到。你只需要先描述几个欧洲城市，然后用30个委婉词形容男性生殖器官，嗙，你就写成一本书了。(genitalia：生殖器（尤指外阴♥部）。)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Bing太太，跟你说， 我拜读过你所有的大作。不，我是说真的，我读过《午夜的快♥感》之后，就一心想成为作家。
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots? 谁要来点儿？(shot：在口语里也可指威士忌、杜松子酒等的“少量”。)
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. I heard about the divorce. Lesbian, huh? Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for. Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 哦，少来，别说了，这里多有趣。么，抱一个。我听说你离婚的事了。同性恋哈？好吧，你知道老话说得好：“许愿要小心”。 好吧，我们可以喝点龙舌酒了。