Joey: If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! 如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话，你如何对她说呢？说你想爱抚我的屁♥ 股。
Monica: Hey, wait wait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie? 嗨，等等，你是那个在Al Pacino新片中出演臀部的人吗？
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling. Water working. And action! And cut! What was that? 我想他的屁♥股会想在午餐前杀青。再来一次，开机 放水。开始！停！你又在干什么？
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here. 哦，恩，我是这样想的，这个男的正心烦意乱，你知道吗？他的太太死了，弟弟失踪了。。。我想他的屁♥股一定很愤怒。
Let's roll it...water's working...and action. And cut! Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing? 开机……放水……然后……开拍。停！屁♥股男，你在干什么？
Joey:...I'm his butt double. I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then...I'm his butt. 我是他臀部的替身。我演Al Pacino的臀部。好吗？他走进浴室冲洗，然后......我就是他的屁♥股。
Monica: You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? 你知道那个白宫顾问吧？克林顿的竞选伙伴？头发漂亮，笑容性感，屁股也很可爱。
Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya. 噢，如果它不凑过来打你一下，你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的。
Monica: I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt. 我只是说你有个不错的臀部，但不是个很棒的臀部。