Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast. 好啦，Chandler， 我喜欢你老妈。我觉得她很棒！(blast：爆炸；一阵（疾风等）。这里指Ross认为Chandler的妈妈是个性感迷人的女人。)
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. 她不是你老妈，你怎么说都行。
Chandler: Exactly. Weekend at Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No? 正是如此。看《老板渡假去》！死人的腹股沟被打个二、三十次呢！不看吗？(groin：腹股沟。)
Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool! Chandler，我跟你说， 我超爱你老妈的书！超爱看她的书！上飞机必带一本！这太赞了！
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 好啊，如果11岁的时候你的小伙伴们争相传阅《情妇婊♥子》第79页，你就不会觉得赞了。
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 我们没必要看这个。Showtime，HBO 和Cinemax台都在放《老板渡假去》。(Weekend at Bernie's：《老板渡假去》讲述两名保险公司职员一心享受一个毕生难忘的劳动节假期，不料，在几天的快乐假期竟然经历了谋杀案、伤人罪及浪漫爱情等等意想不到的事情。)
Chandler: Yeah, are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 是啊，你俩在城里就找不到清醒的男人吗？
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! 好吧，来个人亲我！来个人亲我！现在可是午夜啊！谁来亲我！
Chandler: You know I thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. 我这么说好了，我虽然不是数学大师，但我知道这儿有三男三女。(whiz：能手，专家。)
Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us. 欢乐的时刻即将到来。