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Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
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Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book. 别这么说,亲爱的,我能办到大家都能办到。你只需要先描述几个欧洲城市,然后用30个委婉词形容男性生殖器官,嗙,你就写成一本书了。(genitalia:生殖器(尤指外阴♥部)。)

Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
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Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 好啊,如果11岁的时候你的小伙伴们争相传阅《情妇婊♥子》第79页,你就不会觉得赞了。

Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
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Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. 只是想看看我的星座运势准不准。(horoscope:星象,星占。)

Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. I'm gonna miss you, you scientist guy.
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Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. I'm gonna miss you, you scientist guy. 你又说现在已接近午夜,你必须走了,因为既然不能陪我度过新的一年,就不要有开始。我会想你的,科学家。

David: Oh, yes I can because If I go, I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you.
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David: Oh, yes I can because If I go, I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you. 哦,不,我可以,因为如果我走了,就必须与你分手,我不能没有你。

Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
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Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home? 东西?你就这样招呼客人吗?我问你,如果我带着新女友来,你也不欢迎?

Max: Yeah, It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
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Max: Yeah, It'd be even more exciting if we were going. 是啊,能去的话就更令人兴奋了。

Chandler: And if you are going to Minsk, you know that's the only way to go.
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Chandler: And if you are going to Minsk, you know that's the only way to go. 如果你想去明斯克,这是唯一的办法。

Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.
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Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk. 你如果看见他,告诉他赶紧打包行李,我们要去明斯克了。

Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
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Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie. 好,但它如果问起,我可就要实话实说了。