Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 噢，天呐，到6:30了吗？让他进来！
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? 听着，这或许是最好的结果，知道吗？
Monica: This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you remember my brother, Ross? 这就是各位啦，这是钱德勒，菲比和乔伊。还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。
Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints! 我能告诉你答案是什么吗？脱♥衣舞俱乐部！
Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there. 然后我低头一看，发现有一支电话......在那儿。
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's not. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 好吧，大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会。完全不算。只不过是两个人出去吃晚餐，也不做♥爱。