Joey: Hey, Fun Bobby! How's it going, man? Whoa! Who died? 嗨！搞笑巴比，近来可好？ 哇，谁死了吗？
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitching. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala la la la la lalala la la. 我造了一个人，煤炭做的眼睛，伴着令人着迷的微笑。母亲死在了厨房，这我怎会预料。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. Desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! ! Man, I'm talking loud! 你当然没事，你有保罗，不用面对新年带来的压力。不用焦虑地见嘴就上，就为了在落球仪式时有个亲吻的对象。天啊，我太焦虑了。(scramble：争夺，抢夺。)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it. 祝你好运，老兄。我希望你能录取（染上）.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. 真有趣，因为我正想说：你看起来更像Joey Tribbiani，男人兼女人。
Ross: Hey! Chandler! I love you man! And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me. 嗨，Chandler！我爱你，听着，伙计，如果你想当同性恋，那就当同性恋吧。我不在乎。
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man. 你是个很可怕的人。
Phoebe: Oooh! You are a very bad man! 哦！你是个大坏蛋！
Ross: If you come out there, you're a dead man. 如果你要在那出现，你就死定了。