Joey: Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but...I love you, man. 兄弟，我们只是为你着想。我们要你快乐。或许我喝了两瓶，但我爱你，老兄。
Monica: Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl. 不在，她正在和Carl在外面喝酒。
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back. 然后撒尿熄火，结果不再被邀请了。
Joey: Well...I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U.Med School with some...research. 我正帮纽约大学医学院做一些研究。
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back. Chan，愿意帮我吗？我保证一定会还的。
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! 好了好了，这里人太多了，而且待会儿又会多一个，所以除了前任丈夫和女同志伴侣，都请出去！
Chandler: Hey you are really frightening me. Somebody wanna help me, trying to rip out my heart. Uh, that's great. Anybody seen a nipple? 嘿你真的吓到我了。谁帮我一下，她要把我心脏掏出来。呃，这下好了。谁看见一个乳♥ 头了么？
Doctor: No, no, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. 没有，我不容易找到对象。
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's... I was just...yeah, right. Push! Push! 加油，Lydia，你能行的。用力推！推出来！推出来！用力！用力！推出来！推出来！出来！我们抢球，快跑，嘿嘿吼吼。我们……我只是……好吧。用力推！用力推！