Ross: No, no. I mean, it might been at first, but by now I think I'm pretty comfortable with the whole situation. 不会的，我的意思是，一开始或许会，但我现在已经能坦然面对了。
Ross: No, Susan's gonna be there too. We've got dads, we've got lesbians, the whole parenting team. 不，Susan也要去。爸爸，女同志…… 全部的父母都会去。
Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry, I've got to go. I've got Lamaze class. 哦，Pheebs，抱歉，我得走了，我得去参加心理助产班。(Lamaze：心理助产法的。)
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword. 还有，它连续三天在我看报纸之前，在猜字游戏上尿尿。
Ross: You know last night, I don't know what he did but there were capers everywhere! 昨晚，我不知道他做了什么，到处都是酸豆！
Ross: So I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. Like, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident. 我不知道它在考验我还是在发泄情绪，我的猴子已经无法控制了。比如它不断清除我答录机上的留言，就当是不小心的吧。
Ross: Well, you know, by the time we finished all the dirty talk... it was kind of late and we were both exhausted, so... 情♥ 色的话讲完后已经很晚了。而且我们也已精疲力竭所以……