Ross: Yeah... No no no, that that's not what I was saying... 是的……不不，我不是那个意思。
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures! 这太荒谬了，她不争气我并未感到自责。
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why? 为什么…我怎么会……为什么为什么！
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian? 这就是你错误的地方，如果当初我感觉到她是女同性恋者我何必和她结婚呢？
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know? Come on, he's not that bad. 干嘛！他是有点儿善于分析，可这是他的工作，别这样嘛，他没那么糟。
Ross: Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee. 既然你看过她的胸脯，你应该让她看你的小弟弟。
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. 好啦好啦，我们都是成年人了，此事只有一个解决之道。
Ross: I don't know, I don't think so. Cause that would involve having sex and I would like to think that our parents don't do that sort of thing. 不知道，我没这么想过，这么想一定包括性行为。我希望我们的父母不做这种事。
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh oh, excuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? 抱歉，Ross，你的太太呢？