Ethan: All right. Look, I gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said that to you think I was cute and vulnerable. 好吧，我得告诉你一些事情。我不是17岁。我这样说只是为了让你认为我可爱而且招人疼。
Ross: I thought that was just a rumor. 我还以为那是谣言。
Monica: That was gonna be my opener. 我本来也要这个做开场白的。
Phoebe: Well. You know what? Chandler. I think you just gotta face it. You're like the guy in the big office. You know. You're the one that hires them and fires them. They still say you're a great boss. 额，你知道吗？钱德勒。我觉得你应该面对现实。你像是坐在大办公室里的人。你是招聘他们，解聘他们的那个人。他们还是说你是个好上司的。是吗？
Chandler: This has nothing to do with the fact that him needs a note to get out of gym? 这跟他需要假条才能离开学校没有关系吧？
Ross: Okay. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. Alrighty. Byebye. It's just easier in that way. 好，再过45分钟安卓就会到那里了。是的，长官，和服是额外的。好吧，再见。这样做比较省事。
Monica: No, no, no. Nothing wrong about that. Okay. Here goes. I'm not 22. I'm 25... and 13 months. But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything. 不不不。我不是说那个。好。我说了。我不是二十二岁。我今年二十五岁……零十三个月。但我想，这没有任何影响。
Ethan: You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... it is nothing like that. 你要知道，这个场景，你读到过，在电影里看到过。甚至在家里自习过，好家伙，噢，爽……绝对都没有那样爽。