Rachel: Oh, let me see! Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over! 哦，让我看看！哦，天啊，他是不是最可爱的？你一定想吻遍他。
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. 宝宝们即将出生在这栋楼里，他听见的第一个声音不该是你们的吵闹声。
Chandler: Go deep. Deep. Deep. Sorry, Shelly. See, with the fun? I think last night was great. You know. You know the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and Ivory." 往下跑，再跑，再跑！对不起，雪莉。看到没有，好玩吧？我觉得昨晚上真是太爽了。唱KTV的时候，我和崔西合唱了首"黑檀木和白象牙"。
Chandler: Well, you know, Pheebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal, for a large portion of the day. 额，这个，恐怕你不太适合这份工作。因为这份工作要求你表现的很正常，至少一天中的大部分时间要"正常"。
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a onetime thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. Hello, Rachel. 对不起，不会有下次了。我当时已经醉的不行了，而且这是发生在别人的潜意识的事阿。你好啊，瑞秋。
Fake Monica: Yes, necessarily. I mean I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing. 是，那很必要。我不知道是为什么，或许和你是阿米许人有关。
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说，那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了，只因他无法演出话剧？
Ross: I know, I know. I mean, one day he's this little thing...and then before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. 我知道，之前它还只是个小东西，然后不知不觉中，它就成了紧抓住我的腿不放的小东西。
Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase. Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity. 她说马修乱性不是暂时的，显然它已性成熟。