Rachel: Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica. 大家好,这是Paolo。Paolo,你见见我的朋友们吧。这是Monica。
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi. Um, I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. 谢谢。嗨,嗯,我想先唱一首关于顿悟人生真谛的歌。
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang. 你想要的只不过是个小弟,你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西,时而可以拿来玩弄,时而只是让其悬空摇摆。
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there. 哦我的天。好的,去浴室吧,想用什么都可以,只是千万别告诉我你在里面做什么。
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟,你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西,时而可以拿来玩弄,时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang:都是俚语,意思是男人阴?茎。)
Rachel: All right, all right, listen, Missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it! 好吧,好吧,听着,女士。如果你想要这辆推车,就必须把我一起推走!