Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say? 拜托，如果她说：罗斯，我要在这沙发上要你，此时此地，你会怎么回答？
Phoebe: You know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet. 如果愿意你可以打给她的留言机，如果听见许多哔哔声，那代表她或许没听见留言。
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll just...I'll just break it off with her. 如果你愿意，我就和她分手。
Chandler: Oh, uh... I want her to think I might be in a restaurant... You know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours. 我要她以为我在餐厅……我过着不错的生活，不是只在这儿演练数小时的样子。
Chandler: It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? I'm right, right? 这才第二天你要我显得有多饥渴？我没错，对吧？
Rachel: For the most part. Look, if you take this monkey, I'll lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. Come on, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here. 随意。如果你把猴子带走，我将失去我生命中重要的人。你可以恨我，请别折磨他。这是你成为大人物的机会。
Ross: No, this's just vintage Rachel. I mean things just sort of happen around you! I mean you're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"..... totally oblivious to people's, monkeys or to people's feelings and I don't want to hear it! Forget it, okay? 不不，这就是典型的瑞秋。这种事常发生在你身上，你活在自己的世界里，做自己的事情，完全无视别人的，猴子的或是别人的感觉，我不想听！别提了，好不好？
Rachel: Ross, you know, I said I'm sorry a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. Oh, my God! There, are you happy now? 罗斯，我已向你到过无数次歉了你还想要我怎样？你想我的脚也受伤？我马上就把脚弄伤。瞧，高兴了吧。
Ross: Okay, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...I was, kinda want to run some by you. You know how we were, you know, talking before...about relationships, and stuff. 行，我们能去，但在我们去东北犯罪首府之前……我有些话想说。你知道我们曾谈过……感情之类的问题。