Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy. "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months, I didn't get to win once. 记得啊，好吧，比起Howar我宁愿和爱哭鬼约会，那个喜欢说“我赢了”的家伙。“我赢了！我赢了！”。我和他约会了两个月，一次都没赢过。
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do. 但是Phoebe，你可以在一年里其他任何一晚上跟诡异的人约会。我知道我会。
My mum's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, And my sister, Tina, can't see her husband any more. 我妈要继续假装她一无所知，我妹Tina不能再见她丈夫，
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian? 这就是你错误的地方，如果当初我感觉到她是女同性恋者我何必和她结婚呢？
Rachel: Okaaay. Any of you guys want anything else? 大家还想要别的吗？
Ross: Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass and I could find my way out like that! 嗯！ 你可以把我扔到子♥宫里的任何地方，用不着指南针我都能很快从里面爬出来！(plunk:（使)。。。（发出扑嗵声地）重重掉下。)
Phoebe: No. No! No!...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 没，没，没！没有！呃，你觉得他比早上好点没？