Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Joey: Hi, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. 我来试演 "马丘修" 角色的。
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now I know there'll be a lot of babes in San Diego...but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 好吧,再见了,小猴子。我知道圣地牙哥那儿,你将有许多漂亮美眉。记得要学习的也很多。
Joey: Come on, seriously, I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? 拜托,我告诉过你不要用回乔伊。你认为我该取什么艺名?
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说,那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了,只因他无法演出话剧?
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样,有一天我看了一部电影,彻底改变我人生。
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos. You know, like San Diego. Right? But that may just be a pipe dream. Because you know he's out of state. 我们申请很多动物园,当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑。比方说圣地牙哥动物园,是吧?那可能只是遥不可及的梦想,因为他状态不好。(pipe dream:白日梦,幻想。)
Chandler: I don't get it. I mean, you just got him. How could he be an adult already? 我不明白,你才刚养它,它怎会突然就成人了?