Chandler: Oh yeah, right, and what would my opening line be? "Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh." 哦，对，那我的开场白会是什么？“打扰了。呃啊……”
Rachel: Come on, you guys, this might be good. 别这样，伙计们，也许不错呢。
Ross: Look. The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. We came on the wrong night. 看看“三号男演员不是由维克·夏皮罗来演”，看来我们来错时间了啊。
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right... I'll be right back. OW... 噢，嗯，只是我的隐形眼镜，只是我的隐形眼镜。我马上......我马上回来。哎呦......
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone. 对，呃，除了那只红色的短袜，还是红色的。可怜，别难过，任何人都会发生这种事。
Ross: Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call. 呃，这个，这个，这个你自己决定。
Monica:...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now. 非常帅。我现在就闭嘴。
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly... 哦天呐，乔伊，这家伙很有可能非常……
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear-you want it to be dirty? 呃，你可能要重新想想是不是要带穿脏了的内衣裤。事实上，这是她第一次看见你的内衣裤——你希望她看见的是脏的？
Ross: Okay, bye Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel. 没问题，再见好吧，莫妮卡不来了，就剩我和瑞秋了。