Chandler: So tell me, how do, how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me? ...sliding your foot so far up my leg like you can count the change in my pocket? 告诉我对于你坐在我身旁,你丈夫做何感想?...把脚伸到我大腿,就像可以数我口袋里的零钱了?
Phoebe: There, but I can not see it now. 那里。但是现在我看不到了。
Joey: I can not tell you how excited I am just even to be here. 我无法用语言表述,来到这里我有多么兴奋。
Rachel: Oh, come on! She's a person, you can do it! 哦,别这样。她只是个人,你能做到的!
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟,你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西,时而可以拿来玩弄,时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang:都是俚语,意思是男人阴?茎。)
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 你总是能找到从未看过他任何一部作品的人。真是专注,无畏无惧,就算死到临头也不恐慌。(impending:即将发生的,迫在眉睫的。)
Joey: Yeah. Listen, I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us......we can break them up. 是啊。听着,我想,就我们两个知道哈,如果我们一起想办法......就能拆散他们。
Rachel: Okay, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, ...but I feel, I feel that if I can do this...You know, if I can actually do my own laundry...there isn't anything I can't do. 好,我知道这听起来很傻……但是我觉得如果我可以做这个…我想如果我可以自己洗衣服的话…我就没有办不到的事。
Phoebe: Hey, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Okay, just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. Go! Go! 嘿,你能做到的。就像撕掉创可贴一样。只要快速一扯,然后伤口就露出来了。快去!快去!