Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped. 我毁约了，行吗？我耐不住寂寞，我掉链子了！
Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped! 我没说这是个好主意， 我说我毁约了。
Chandler: Yeah, because I already asked Janice. 可以，因为我已经约了詹妮丝。
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact. 等等，等等，我知道了，你想邀他共度新年，对不对？你想放我们鸽子，她想打破约定。
Chandler: That guy's going home with a note! 那家伙看来得带个纸条回家了。
Chandler: Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm. 反响可否再热烈些？
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us...dinner. 我只是再也不想做被新年典礼冷落的受害者了。所以我们不如一起约定，拒绝一切约会，就我们6个共进晚餐。(Dick Clark：迪克·克拉克是美国知名电视制片人，后因心脏病病发救治无效，于美国逝世，享年82岁。)
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. Desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! ! Man, I'm talking loud! 你当然没事，你有保罗，不用面对新年带来的压力。不用焦虑地见嘴就上，就为了在落球仪式时有个亲吻的对象。天啊，我太焦虑了。(scramble：争夺，抢夺。)
Chandler: You might wanna open with the snowman. 你最好先唱雪人那首。