Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy. "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months, I didn't get to win once. 记得啊，好吧，比起Howar我宁愿和爱哭鬼约会，那个喜欢说“我赢了”的家伙。“我赢了！我赢了！”。我和他约会了两个月，一次都没赢过。
Ross: 'Hey, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 等等，你确定她不是说"你什么时候才能长大，才能意识到我是你妈妈？"
Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler，我没亲她，亲的人是他！看到没，违反规定就是这种下场！
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me? ! 我一整天都跟你在一起，你为什么不告诉我？
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. 对啊，你都没说你握把的尺寸。
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？
Ross: Really, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? Just a dream I had... But, phew! 是吗，他的飞机没在空中炸成一个大火球？只是我做的一个梦？……但是， 呼！
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you this party, I didn't necessarily think it meant... 珍妮丝，够了，珍妮丝…珍妮丝…珍妮丝啊，我邀你来并不代表我们…
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces... 我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)