Mr. Douglas: Ever have to fire anyone? 你之前开除过别人么？
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers. 我就像是说情♥色话的詹姆斯密奇尼。那是天下最具巧思的情♥色话。有人物，剧情，主题，动机。其中一段的主角是村夫与村姑。(James Michener：演员、编剧。1966年的作品是电影《夏威夷》；1970年的作品是电影《鹏程万里锦山河》；1978年的作品是电影《商队》。)
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom. 但是，我一直在享受一件事：自你从洗手间回来以后，你的衬衫一直从裤裆外。
Phoebe: Oh no, don't ever do that, ever! 噢，不，永远不要这么做。
Phoebe: I am sorry, I just, I have a thing, which means you can not ever do that. 抱歉，我只是，我有点儿忌讳，就是你永远都不可以再这么做。
And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodlestuffer came along, he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving. 再告诉你别的，自从那个头发像贵宾狗一样的女人出现后，他感到内疚而开始对我又细心又关心。(poodlestuffer：做（去世的）犬类身体填充的人。)
Monica: Did you think Dad ever cheat on Mom? 你觉得爸爸出过轨吗？
Ross: I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen. 我想这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子。
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal raisin cookie I've ever had. 好吧， 你说的对，这是我吃过的最好燕麦葡萄干曲奇。
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Bing太太，跟你说， 我拜读过你所有的大作。不，我是说真的，我读过《午夜的快♥感》之后，就一心想成为作家。