Phoebe: Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy. All right, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane. 再见，猴子小伙。好的，我会给你写诗的。好吧，上飞机后才能吃它。
Dr. Baldhara: If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns...you got to give the little guy something. Otherwise, it's just cruel. 如果他面对狮虎或有角的动物，你得给这个小家伙一些东西防卫，否则就太残忍了。
Rachel: What are you talking about? ! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock! 你说的什么话啊？明蒂，那家伙是个恶魔，是个衣冠禽兽。(smock:罩衫，工作服。)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff! 我们得想办法阻止他。我们得想办法阻止他，早上我逮到他往这儿看，真是令我毛骨惊然，我感觉自己无法办事。
Monica: Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope! 看，又是那个拿望远镜的人。
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! I mean he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, you know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that? 是啊，但是今天和他在一起感觉不同，我的意思是他今天不像是牙医，我们玩得很开心，这样有什么不对吗？
Phoebe: How can people do that? Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots! 怎会有人这样？你们看，丑陋裸男有双重力鞋。
Rachel: I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys. It's about the right guy, you know? With Barry it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. 我不知道，我想这不是没有男人的问题，而是有没有合适的男人的问题。和巴瑞在安全，轻松，但缺少激♥情。
Rachel: You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you? 你不是那个要喝茶的人对吧？
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, Come on! What is this? I thought that,"Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." I mean what, were you just full of it? 退出是什么意思？怎么了？你不是"发牌后就六亲不认"的狠角色吗？我的意思是怎么了，你只是虚张声势？