Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... by a fat guy with sores on his face. I'm out. 我说 "不跟"的时候就像是一个二流妓♥女，被一个满脸疮的胖子撞到肚子。我不跟。
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 好的，想象最糟的场景，假设你从未感觉像个爸爸。假如你儿子从未感觉跟你交心。假如他所有的关系全受这个的影响。
Rachel: Daddy...Daddy...Daddy, why why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business!... dead! 爸，爸，爸，为什么？我♥干嘛和比利上床？他爸想害你倒闭！你死定了！
Dr. Rosen: And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen. 我是他朋友Rosen大夫。
Phoebe: Well, that's what he was for me. And she, you know, kind of stole him away and then broke his heart. 好吧，我当时的状况就是这样。她呢，她把他抢走又伤了他的心。
Monica: So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." And he told me I harshed his buzz. Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room. 所以我跟他说， "对不起。这就是我的感受。"他说我突然打断他。然后我说，"别吃这个，这是厨房磁铁"。结果他不听，我们只好把他留在急救室了。
Celia: I can't stand this. He's got his claws on my. 我受不了了。它的爪子在我的……
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet. She's gonna take one look at his furry, cute, little face and it'll seal the deal. 告诉你，那猴子魅力十足。她看见它那毛绒绒可爱的小脸 ，然后一切就搞定。
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS. 我不在乎，我不想成为坐在办公室到午夜，担心"WENUS"的人。
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. 今天和平常没什么两样，我在输人数字时，艾尔叫我到他办公室，说他要我当运行主管。