Phoebe: This is madness. This is madness! I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. 这叫做疯狂，这叫做疯狂！我告诉你啊，上帝保佑，摩妮卡，别这么做！
Monica: This woman's got my life. I should get to see who she is. 这个女人拥有了我的升华，我应该去看看她是何方神圣。
Monica: I want to see what she looks like. 我想看看她长什么样子。
Monica: Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. I believe I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. Oh, I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers stays...Barbecue. Oh, did l? See, there you go. 对，我是摩妮卡·盖勒，我想我有跟你一起上课来着，我想知道是在哪里上课。哦，我最近头部受伤，只记得一些数字了……野外烤肉。哦，我有吗？你瞧，就是这样。
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that. 乔瑟夫·斯大林，我觉得你记得这个名字。
Joey: Stalin. Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. 斯大林，斯大林。我认识这名字吗？听得很熟悉。
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big which I'm not. 而且，我应该就是乔，乔伊让我感觉……我就这么大，可我不是。
Joey: My agent think I should have a name that is more neutral. 我的经纪人认为，我该取个更加中立一点的名字。
Monica: It's so unfair. She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. 真太不公平了。她拥有我想要的一切，而且她没有我妈。