Chandler: If I took this promotion, it would be like admitting that this is what I actually do. 我知道，但接受升职不就承认这就是我的正式工作。
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. Nothing. And frankly, I don't think those kind of shenanigans have place in an office environment. 如果他是为搞笑备忘录的话，不是我♥干的，真的不是我。坦白地说，我认为办公室里没有地方容纳这些恶作剧。(shenanigan：恶作剧，诡计。)
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. May I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you? Tedlock小姐，你今天真漂亮！我能说这件衣服的袖长真适合你吗？
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you. 你知道，你摆在一旁的那件事，是时候把它拿出来了。你会找到那么一个人的，我知道你会的，合适的女人正在等着你。
Carol: Oh, I love you too. But... 哦，我也爱你，但是......
I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them. OK? And and and best of all, hey, hey, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? 我有无数我俩一起的照片。而且，而且，最美妙的地方是，嘿，你怀了我的孩子。我的意思是，这样不是很完美吗？
But see, you know, you keep saying that, but there's something right here. I love you. 但是，虽然你一直那样说，但是有种感觉在。我爱你。
No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. 不不不，我知道你要说你是个女同志。
Ross: Here's a wacky thought. What's say you and I give it another shot? 我有个疯狂的念头。我们再试一次怎么样？