Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off! 如果你发现John和David的皮靴打五折你也会高兴的。
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,...it doesn't make much of a difference... 好了，孩子们，我要去上班了。如果我不去输入那些数字......那其实也没有什么差别......
Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... 听着，趁你现在正进入角色，如果你能做个蛋卷之类的东西... (on a roll：做得很顺，连续获胜。omelet：煎蛋卷。)
Chandler: No, I think it's if I can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do. 不，我想应该是"如果我能入侵波兰，就没有什么事我做不了。"
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. 我想如果我能煮咖啡，没有什么事我做不了。
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to, to ask a woman out...who am I gonna ask? 是这样的，就算我能振作起来去约一个女人出来，我该约谁？
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了。
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman and that's it. 你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗？假如每个人只有一个女人适合，知道吗？我的意思是，如果你拥有一个女人，就这么多了。
Ross: Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture. 不管怎样，如果今晚你不想一个人待着的话，乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具。
Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be a, a purse? Y'know? Or a, or a hat! 然后今天，我制止了，我说：假如我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包？你知道吗，或者，嗯，一个帽子！”