And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. I'm sorry. You were fighting. 但是这个小宝宝呢，他有如此爱他的三个父母，甚至因为谁最爱他而吵架。而且在他还没出生的时候。就是，就是说他是天底下最幸运的孩子。抱歉，你们在吵架。
Ross: Come on, come on. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, you know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. 拜托，拜托。就得用力点儿不然……可恶! 可恶! 可恶! 可恶!都是你的错。这本来应该是我这辈子最快乐的日子，你知道么？我儿子即将出生，我应该在那儿，而不应该跟你被困在储藏室里。
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's... I was just...yeah, right. Push! Push! 加油，Lydia，你能行的。用力推！推出来！推出来！用力！用力！推出来！推出来！出来！我们抢球，快跑，嘿嘿吼吼。我们……我只是……好吧。用力推！用力推！
Rachel: OK, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. 好，说到哪儿了，你在跟我说巴黎的事，听起来真吸引人。
So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. OK, who wants to hear something ironic? 所以你们别再吵了，别吵了！别让我再发脾气，我不喜欢我自己这样。好吧，谁想听点讽刺的事？
Phoebe: Hey, hey, OK, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. 嘿，嘿，好了，行了，够了！进房间。进去。天啊，我真不敢相信你们。
Joey: Ew! What's that? Something exploded! That's not the baby,is it? 呃！那是什么？什么东西爆炸了！不是孩子吧？
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. 我不管。我要生孩子了，你们在这儿根本是越帮越忙。