Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Phoebe: Just for some short term work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. 只是暂时的工作，直到我找回一部分我的按♥摩客源为止。
Chandler: Interesting. 'Cause in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. 有意思。因为在我的梦里，我怎么都硬不起来。
Ross: Okay. Marcel. Marcel. Would you leave my leg alone? Would you stop humping me for two seconds? Okay, Marcel, would you just take him away? Just take him. 好吧，马修。能放开我的腿吗？能暂时不要乱来吗？马修……带它走好吗？带它走。
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple Circus? 我在25个女人面前尿尿开始一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看大苹果马戏团？
Monica: Because I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using. 因为我是摩妮卡·盖勒。你用的是我的信用卡。
Fake Monica: Not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color. How did you know I was here? 不太糟，幸好我喜欢蓝色。你怎会知道我在这儿？
Monica: Hello. Yes? Oh, my God. Thanks. 你好。是吗？天那！谢谢。
What was that? It's like,"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." I walked out of there and I thought, "That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." 这是搞什么飞机？就好比："孩子，等一年。离家出走，到社区话剧团去"。走出来时我想，"我这逝去两小时的生命，永远不再回"。
Fake Monica: I...I used to be just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样，有一天我看了一部电影，彻底改变我人生。