Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 好的，想象最糟的场景，假设你从未感觉像个爸爸。假如你儿子从未感觉跟你交心。假如他所有的关系全受这个的影响。
Monica: Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one because uh, you see, II, I put the wrong name again. because um... 呃，好吧，你刚打电话要我们过来，需要我们在表格上签名。结果是我们需要一张全新的表格，我又写错名字了。
Monica: We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms. 我们忘了签一个表格了。
Dr. Mitchell: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second...ah, Rachel, it's your dad. 摩妮卡与瑞秋的公寓。呃，是，是的，等等，呃，瑞秋，是你爸。
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!" 我告诉你一件事，我觉得有一份晒干蕃茄的事业挺不错的。五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滚出我的办公室。
Monica: Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses. 或许我们可以用玫瑰当"比"。
Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad. 你没问题的。你是全北美洲最细心、最有责任感的男人。你将来一定是个好爸爸的。
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive? 没错，你和你儿子，只是需要更好的阻挡。你们去过彩虹厅吗？真有那么贵？(blocking：阻挡。)
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father. 总之，突然我又到了前场，我发现该接球的人是我，对吧？但我绝对来不及，于是我跑啊跑，于是我就醒过来了。看，我还没准备好当爸爸。
Then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore. Because he said he didn't wanna be around anything that looked like either one of us. 他从此不和我说话。因为他说他不愿再见像她的人。