Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do. 没错，主要因为我习惯对他人颐指气使，我就是喜欢这样。
Nina: I don't know. For the past couple of days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks. 我也说不清楚，最近几天大家都躲着我，而且用奇怪的眼神看我。
Mr. Douglas: Well, we are gonna be laying off people in every department. 就是，每个部门都得裁员。
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Try something on me. 有什么大不了的。你只要说出你想对她如何。或是你想她对你如何。或是别人想对彼此如何。这样吧，对我说吧。
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people! 我们怎会和这些浑蛋在一起？我们可是好人呐！
Ronni: Now, you see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. 大部份人在宠物过世后，希望它们被化妆成类似长眠的样子。
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people? 我懂，为何父母不能只是父母（这个身份）？为何他们就得成为（有血有肉的）人？
Roger: You know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance. 你用你的幽默和人保持距离。
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uhoh, I'm outside again?" 那又怎样？难道人们进屋后会想，“哦，我又出来了？”
Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked! 额，这看个人喜好， 我是说，有的人喜欢，都脱掉......噢！ 你真的脱♥光了！