Ross: Yeah, come in, come in. I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. 当然，进来进来。我知道，我知道。有个人要介绍给你们大家。是的，这是Ben。
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! 好了好了，这里人太多了，而且待会儿又会多一个，所以除了前任丈夫和女同志伴侣，都请出去！
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. 你是孩子的爸爸。大家都知道你是他爸爸。我又是谁？这世上有母亲节，有父亲节，没有女同志节。
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. 是么？好吧，我出现之前有许多事Carol都没做过。
Ethan: Yeah, I really like that. Before we get into any staying-over stuff... there's something you should know. 是呀，我也非常想。在我们迈出过夜这一步之前，有些事你得知道。
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now I know there'll be a lot of babes in San Diego...but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 好吧，再见了，小猴子。我知道圣地牙哥那儿，你将有许多漂亮美眉。记得要学习的也很多。
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica.You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are. 没什么好想知道的。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。
Monica: Excuse me? There's an open call for Cats. I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 什么？ "猫" 剧还有一个缺额。我想我们可以去唱 "回忆"。让自己彻底当个傻子，如何？
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. 我也不知道，我是说我们仍在乎对方。我们有过一段历史，就像你和卡罗尔一样。
Monica: Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope! 上帝呀！你们快看！有一个讨厌鬼拿着望远镜。