Carol: Mushroom... Smile... They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny 蘑菇。笑一下。并不是所有人都像这样的，有些女人可能会把晚餐吃完的。对不起，这并不好笑。
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. 你也知道，我和我妈之间的鸟事，我朋友里属你最清楚了。
Joey: No, no, no. This is running fingers through your hair, okay? Now this is a tousle...Look, Ross, if you don't ask her out soon, you're gonna end up stuck in the zone forever. 不，不，不。这才是缕你的头发。这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了。Ross，如果你不尽快约她，你将永远呆在那个区了。(tousle：使（尤指头发）蓬乱，粗鲁地处理。)
Ross: Oh yeah, she just ran her fingers through my hair. Were you missing that interaction? 是吗，她刚刚用她的手指缕我的头发。你没看见刚刚那种互动吗？
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of... 我的意思是，你觉不觉得有的人过完了一辈子，也不会有那种…
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang. 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。
All: A thing through which you can tinkle, or play with, or simply let hang... 一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang：都是俚语，意思是男人阴?茎。)
Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal. 就是去洗衣店。不需要想太多。