Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this. 不行，如果她和宝宝说话，那我也应该有一些"肚子谈话时间"。但这不表示我相信这个。
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy. 但是，嗯，我们称你为提供精?子的家伙。(Bobo：专门给儿童制作的动画版sex education video中的主角精?子叫作Bobo, 该视频用于教育儿童受精卵的形成过程。)
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really...you really talk to it? 少来，我的意思是，你真的，真的和宝宝说话吗？
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. 当然，经常说。我要让宝宝认得我的声音。
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. 没错，我现在在念给宝宝听。
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. 嗯，你知道的，你必须修一门课程。否则，他们不让你当同性恋。
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. 谢谢。是这样，Carol借走上课用的，我现在得还给博物馆。
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but... 噢，我过来是来拿我的头骨的。嗯，不是我的，但是……
Ross: Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. "哦，哦"。因为她是我的前妻，而且她可能还想带上她的，"哦，哦"，同性恋爱人！