TV: We are gathered here to join together Joanne Louise Cunningham, and Charles Chachi Chachi Chachi Arcola in the bonds of holy matrimony. 我们今天聚在这里参加Joanne Louise Cunningham和Charles Chachi Chachi Chachi Arcola的神圣婚礼。
Paul: Well, ever since she left me...I haven't been able to perform...sexually. 好吧，自从她离开我之后，我就一直不能正常过。。。性生活。
Joey: You got married. You were like, what, 8? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! 你结婚了，你当时是几岁，八岁吗？欢迎回到地球！拿好勺子！
Joey: This is the best thing that ever happened to you! 这是你一生中能够享受的最好的事情了！
Rachel: And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to... 而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁，但你得给我机会去......
Rachel: I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. 我知道会有无比幸运的女孩成为巴瑞·凡可太太，但不是我，不会是我。
Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. 当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。
Chandler: I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. 我会说那是个L型支架。
Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. 我应该用这些像小虫一样的东西把一个支架样的东西固定在侧面。(brackety: bracket的形容词，支架样的。)
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. 哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。