Ross: Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts. 嗯， 看起来我们打得你们丢盔卸甲。
Rachel: Uh, I just liked it better before. It was better. 只是我更喜欢以前那样，更美好的时候。
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked? 嗯， 需要我......脱♥光么？
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage? 嗯， 拉盖勒......告诉我......你会按♥摩。
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya. 那是我们的朋友塔尼亚。
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? But...we don't have to go down that road. 瞧见没？也许我亲了你妈不是件坏事。不过......不必继续往下说了。
Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay. 啊，头有点晕，基本还行。
Ross: Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a... 哦，啊，Phoebe刚开始...
Ross: I, I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora um, Mrs. Mom your Bing was just being nice, y'know, and But nothing happened, nothing happen...Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in Rachel and Paolo的事搞得我很难受，而且我想我是喝了太多龙舌兰。然后Nora、妈妈女士，你的Bing，只是关心一下我...... 然后什么也没发生，什么也没......你问Joey，呃，Joey出现了......
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？