Joey: Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you.We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but...I love you, man. 兄弟，我们只是为你着想。我们要你快乐。或许我喝了两瓶，但我爱你，老兄。
Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie. He'll be here before you know it. 会没事的，这样想，这样做全是为了Jordie。只想着Jordie。他很快就会出生的。
Joey: Hi, yeah, it's me. Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah, I'm single. Twenty five. An actor. Hello? 嗨，对，是我。哦不不不，我们只是朋友。对，我单身。25岁。演员。您好？
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? 好吧。告诉你，我们40岁时如果都还单身，我们就一起生一个怎么样？
Ross: Oh, Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys. 哦，Susan想买"胖墩儿"。我们要有孩子了，好么，一个孩子，你不能在这时候去买"胖墩儿"。
Ross: Yeah, save it for the cab. Okay? What are you doing? What are you doing? We're going to a hospital. 好，留着到出租车上再显摆吧。你在干嘛？你在干嘛？我们要去的是医院。
I'm actually 30. I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous. We're great together. 其实我已经30岁了，我有老婆有工作。我是你的国会议员。摩妮卡，这太扯了。我们在一起很开心。
Ethan: I just thought you were naturally mint. Listen...as long as we're telling stuff I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said. 我只是觉得你身上有一种自然的薄荷香。听着，既然咱们都说开了……我也有话要对你说。我比你知道的年龄还要小那么一点点。
Fake Monica: Oh, by the way...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. 哦，对了，明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演。