Ross: My first time with Carol was... 我和卡萝的第一次是……是我的…
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. 他是对的，已经够了。这个日子有什么大不了的？你第一次和她睡觉，那又怎么样？你后来和她睡了七年呢。
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？
Monica: You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? 你知道那个白宫顾问吧？克林顿的竞选伙伴？头发漂亮，笑容性感，屁股也很可爱。
Monica: Wait, was this a, a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? 等一下，是那个聪明伶俐的地中海来的小个子帅哥？
Rachel: No, no, that's not what we ordered...We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. 不，不，这不是我们点的……我们点的是脱脂脆皮带双层奶酪的。
Receptionist: It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied, yeah, the label promises the nutty goodness. 说是如果对这些糖棒不满意可以打这个电话，嗯，我就不太满意。好吧，标签上承诺坚果品质优良。(candy bar:长条状糖棒。)
Chandler:You got it, buddy, all you needed were a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. 看吧伙计，这才是你要的，一大群没牙的小子拿着棍子互殴。
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? 怎么？跟卡萝那晚也有冰？也有塑料座位？也有四千个火药味十足的匹兹堡球迷？