Chandler: Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now. 噢，我又重拾快乐的生活了。
Chandler: Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. 嗨，我受够你们了，什么癌症、肺气肿，心脏病啦。(emphysema：肺气肿。)
Monica: Okay. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like. 那好，我和一个朋友都喜欢的人约会了。
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like? 你和你朋友都喜欢的人约会过吗？
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly. 你知道，咬字清楚没什么不对。
Chandler: And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? 还有莫妮卡，笑时发出的猪叫声，我意思是，那到底是什么东西？(snort：鼻子发哼声。)
Chandler: And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word. 还有罗斯，把每个字都过度发音。
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with? 等等，我们谈的是我约会的对象吗？
Ross: Let's start with the way he kept picking at no, I'm sorry, I can't do this. We loved him. 我们就从他不停剔。。。开始，抱歉，我办不到。我们爱他。
Monica: No. No. Not after what happened with Steve. 不，从史蒂夫那次后，就再无可能了。