Monica: 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. 《未婚女子》作者Rachel Karen Green.
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 回头告诉你Gloria Tribbiani 当年也是个标致美人，好吧？你以为生7个小孩容易吗？
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman, this blonde planet with a pocketbook starts yelling at me, something about how it was her cab first. 不是，是我在机场要坐计程车时，一个夹着书的金发疯女人开始对我大喊大叫，说计程车是她先拦到的。
And then he said that...you said you thought Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life. 然后他，他说，他认为黛瑞汉娜是他见过的最漂亮的女子。(Daryl Hannah：美国演员。)
David: Sorry, I wa...I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in...in my life. 抱歉，我刚才跟我朋友说你是我见过最漂亮的女子。
Rachel: All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not. 你听着，假笑的这位。要不是你和你那该死的气球，现在我就在飞机上看着空姐欢迎我。但我没上飞机。(smirky：假笑的，得意地笑的。)
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. 真有趣，因为我正想说：你看起来更像Joey Tribbiani，男人兼女人。
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again? 从这个方面看：是你甩了她。不是吗？我是说，这个女人那么性感迷人、美丽聪明、遥不可及……再说一次你为什么要甩了她？
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is. 我和一个女人交往时，我一定要确定我交往的对象比她多。
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this? 你刚才没在听吗？我的意思是，这太离谱了！你怎么能和这种女人搞在一起？