Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us...dinner. 我只是再也不想做被新年典礼冷落的受害者了。所以我们不如一起约定，拒绝一切约会，就我们6个共进晚餐。(Dick Clark：迪克·克拉克是美国知名电视制片人，后因心脏病病发救治无效，于美国逝世，享年82岁。)
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know? 当他的一个助手，真是耻辱。
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. 朋友们，今天我要演唱全新的曲目。我写了12首关于我妈自杀的歌及一首有关雪人的歌。
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate? 怎么不找个室友？
Ross: Nah, I dunno...I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kinda pathe.... 啊，你知道，人到了一定的年纪，找室友同住有点可悲…
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? 太残忍了，怎么会有父母将自己孩子取名为贝瑟尔？
Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass! 瞧，那猴子的屁♥股上长了个罗斯。
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet. 各位，我想介绍一个人给大家认识。
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas. 来，祝你们有个讨厌的圣诞节。