Jay Leno: Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': The always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. 各位，稍后我们将讨论她的新书《洒脱的快♥感》，永远引人入胜的Nora Tyler Bing. 这会儿你该叫孩子们上床睡觉了。
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my grandfather...died about two hours ago. But I...I...I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. 抱歉，我来晚了。我祖父他...他在两小时前过世了，明天才有回去的航班，所以我就来这了。
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman, this blonde planet with a pocketbook starts yelling at me, something about how it was her cab first. 不是，是我在机场要坐计程车时，一个夹着书的金发疯女人开始对我大喊大叫，说计程车是她先拦到的。
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened. 它已经够难为情了，好吗！现在它还鼓足勇气回到这里，就当一切都没发生过一样...
Phoebe: Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so, you know, congratulations! This is so exciting! 马克思告诉我你们要去明斯克的事了，恭喜你了，太令人兴奋了。
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman. 朋友们，今天我要演唱全新的曲目。我写了12首关于我妈自杀的歌及一首有关雪人的歌。
Ross: I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese. 我一点也不想知道深色起司是怎么来的。
Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math. 锁眼只有一个，而钥匙有上千把。 你算算看。(zillion：<美口>庞大的数字，无法计算的大数字。)
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here? 现在火鸡应该皮脆肉美多汁了。还站在这里干嘛？(crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside：外部的皮酥脆可口，内部的肉美味多汁。)
Ross: Oh that's just...Do you just uh, do you talk about me? 那太……，你提到过我吗？