Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hotlooking aunt...but not a mom, never a mom! 不能亲朋友的老妈啊！姐妹还可以，或者一个性感的姨妈可能也行，但是老妈可不行，绝对不行！
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, y'know, Chandler...you didn't tell...Okay, 'cause I'm thinking, we don't need to tell Chandler. I mean, it was just a kiss. One kiss. No big deal, right? 好吧，昨晚的事......你没......告诉Chandler吧？因为我想，我们不需告诉。只是个吻，一个吻，没什么大不了的，对吧？
Mrs. Bing: Yes, you are. The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier. Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me. 是，你是的。事实上你不认为自己性感这一点更迷人。好啦，小盆友，你会没事的，相信我。
Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken. 哦，天，千万不要是宫保鸡丁。
Jay Leno: Y'know, don't take this wrong, I, I just don't see you as a mom, somehow...I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... 别会错意，只是我觉得你看起来不像一个当妈的人，当然，我绝没有恶意......
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 我们没必要看这个。Showtime，HBO 和Cinemax台都在放《老板渡假去》。(Weekend at Bernie's：《老板渡假去》讲述两名保险公司职员一心享受一个毕生难忘的劳动节假期，不料，在几天的快乐假期竟然经历了谋杀案、伤人罪及浪漫爱情等等意想不到的事情。)
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo. 我不敢相信你说了“喔喔”， 我都不说“喔喔”。
Ross: I don't get it. You don't even know this guy. 我就不明白了，你们都不认识这男的。
Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe. Don't look now. But behind us there's a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. 天啊，Phoebe，现在别看。后面有一个能让我们伤心欲绝，难以自拔的帅哥。(pit：矿井，深坑，陷阱。)
Phoebe: I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. 今晚我不想亲任何人。