Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back. 然后撒尿熄火，结果不再被邀请了。
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really...I mean, I just go down there every other day and...make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. 拜托，这没什么大不了的。真的，我只是两天去一趟，对这个项目做点儿贡献。但两周后我就有七百元。
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee? 你们想喝咖啡吗？
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day. 你是孩子的爸爸。大家都知道你是他爸爸。我又是谁？这世上有母亲节，有父亲节，没有女同志节。
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Doctor: No, no, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. 没有，我不容易找到对象。
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's... I was just...yeah, right. Push! Push! 加油，Lydia，你能行的。用力推！推出来！推出来！用力！用力！推出来！推出来！出来！我们抢球，快跑，嘿嘿吼吼。我们……我只是……好吧。用力推！用力推！
Phoebe: Hey, hey, OK, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. 嘿，嘿，好了，行了，够了！进房间。进去。天啊，我真不敢相信你们。
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. 我不管。我要生孩子了，你们在这儿根本是越帮越忙。
Ross: Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. 嘿，你能和她睡觉，我来处理抽筋。