Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
Ross: You're my friend. I I had to tell you. 你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。
Ross: Uh...uh...Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 呃，我和Joey说过要早起去打回力球，但是，显然有人睡过头了。(racquetball：短网拍墙球，手球式墙球（比赛规则和场地都与有四面墙场地的墙手球相同，但击球用以皮带拴腕的短柄球拍，球较墙手球略大而软）。)
Ross: Really, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? Just a dream I had... But, phew! 是吗，他的飞机没在空中炸成一个大火球？只是我做的一个梦？……但是， 呼！
Chandler: That's so weird. I had such a blast with him the other night. 奇怪，我前几天晚上还跟它相处得很愉快。(blast：（很开心的）玩耍。)
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, 但等得越久，这个吻就需要显得越非凡，
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces... 我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! Ooh, Did I just share too much? 菲比，我不敢相信他还没吻过你。我第6次与保罗约会时他就为我双峰取了名字。额，是我分享的太多了吗？
and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in...in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of hard quality. 我说，是，我非常喜欢《美人鱼》里的她，但是在《华尔街》里就不那么出色了，她有一种硬朗的气质...
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. Okay? This was nobody's first choice. 我们本来都有更好的计划的，这不是大伙的最佳选择。