Chandler: We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. 我们一起买了个木炭火盆,后来他结婚搬走了,事情变得很不好协调。(hibachi:(日本) 木炭火盆。)
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! 等等,你们看到他"巨大的颤动的笔"那段了吗?等着瞧吧,他用那支笔写字的时候你可不会想在场。(throbbing:悸动的,颤动的。)
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb? " 不,不,他说"你什么才能长大,有个当妈的样"?然后,她回了一句"问题是,你什么时候才能长大,才能意识到我是个性感女郎?" (bomb:炸♥弹。)
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. 嘘,他说出来了,不只是亲嘴的事,所有都说出来了。
Joey: Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! See what happens when you break the code? Chandler,我没亲她,亲的人是他!看到没,违反规定就是这种下场!
Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. 对,嗯,不知道你注意到没,他喝了很多酒,他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的,是我,抱歉,是我亲了你老妈。
Phoebe: No. No! No!...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 没,没,没!没有!呃,你觉得他比早上好点没?
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size! 他忘了告诉我他握把的尺寸。
Phoebe: What about Glen? He could be a Glen. Glen怎么样?可以叫他Glen。