Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie. 好，但它如果问起，我可就要实话实说了。
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces... 我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! Ooh, Did I just share too much? 菲比，我不敢相信他还没吻过你。我第6次与保罗约会时他就为我双峰取了名字。额，是我分享的太多了吗？
And then he said that...you said you thought Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life. 然后他，他说，他认为黛瑞汉娜是他见过的最漂亮的女子。(Daryl Hannah：美国演员。)
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment? 罗斯，它要和你一起住吗？住在你的公寓里？
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him? 它好珍贵啊，你从哪儿得到它的？
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone. 有人陪真好。
Phoebe: He just sat in gravy. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. 他刚刚坐到肉汤里了。噢，我的天。丑陋裸男不是一个人， 他正和一个丑陋裸女共进感恩节晚餐。
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm going to the roof, who's with me? 不，是真的卡通人物。当然是那个气球！电视全是它的新闻。走到梅西百货的时候他断线了，后来在华盛顿广场公园上又被看到了。我要上屋顶去看，谁跟我一起？
Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar. 是的，还有她的男朋友。但我们12月过，因为他过阴历的。