You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'. 你要想想有那么一天，一个小子跑到他朋友那儿说‘我得到这个角色了！我得到这个角色了！我要演Joey Tribbiani的屁♥股！’
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling. Water working. And action! And cut! What was that? 我想他的屁♥股会想在午餐前杀青。再来一次，开机 放水。开始！停！你又在干什么？
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here. 哦，恩，我是这样想的，这个男的正心烦意乱，你知道吗？他的太太死了，弟弟失踪了。。。我想他的屁♥股一定很愤怒。
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone. Joey呢？他妈妈打电话来了。
Joey:...I'm his butt double. I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then...I'm his butt. 我是他臀部的替身。我演Al Pacino的臀部。好吗？他走进浴室冲洗，然后......我就是他的屁♥股。
Phoebe: Once, I went out with a guy who had just got divorced. It was really hard. His kids liked me better than him. 一次我和一个刚离婚的家伙交往，这真很困难。他的孩子更喜欢我一些。
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 你总是能找到从未看过他任何一部作品的人。真是专注，无畏无惧，就算死到临头也不恐慌。(impending：即将发生的，迫在眉睫的。)
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue's in his ear. 感情很好？她舌头都伸进了他耳朵里了。
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. 超人狗气球出了点问题，它的头没办法充气鼓起来。