Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 看你穿着围裙，好像在拍戏一样。
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true! 恩，我们到城里买东西，你妈说你在这儿工作，居然是真的！
Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? 我那时在DQ冰淇淋店上班啊，怎么了？
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. So, and deaf.So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.You have no idea how loud they are! 我奶奶找了个新男朋友，他们俩在床上都有点没安全感。而且耳朵都不好使。所以他们一直在相互确认是不是爽了。你根本不知道他们有多吵！
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place, libraries, airplanes, movie theaters.... 我在公共场合无法入睡，无论是图书馆，飞机还是电影院…
Phoebe: And on my way over here I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe? 我回家路上又踩到口香糖，这世界到底怎么了？
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker! 我知道，我打开瓶罐，就看见它，它浮在上面，就像小小的搭便车的人。(hitchhiker：搭便车的旅行者。)
Lizzie: What? Oh, my God! Oh my God, there's really money in here. 什么？天啊，这里真的有钱。
Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, you know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. 但我把"Y"留下来了，因为，你懂的，“有时候（会问）问什么”，我还带了其他东西给你。