All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... 你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。(dingle, schwang：都是俚语，意思是男人阴?茎。)
Joey: Well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here. And I would have to say...your problem is quite clear. 好，伊娃，你今天表现不错，我得说…你的问题相当明显。
Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen. 哦，安静，奇迹就要出现了。
Rachel: Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting! 你们看，是乔伊的照片!真是令人兴奋!
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart. 抱歉，可能我说得不够清楚。呃，这是我们的推车。
Chandler: I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world. 我打到她的眼睛了！我打到她的眼睛了！这是有史以来最差劲的分手了。
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's... not really true, is it? 乔伊，这太变态了，太恶心了，太......这不是真的，对不对？
And I'm just thinking...how inappropriate this is. 然后我心想......实在太不像话了。
So anyway...um...his head is flopping down Broadway, right? 所以......嗯......它的头好像快掉到百老汇大街上一样，对吧？(flop：（笨拙地、不由自主地或松弛地）移动或落下。)
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone. 对，呃，除了那只红色的短袜，还是红色的。可怜，别难过，任何人都会发生这种事。